Bass Player Offenses
haha... something I got from churchbass, slighted localised:
Bass player offenses/fines list
NAME OF OFFENDER _____________________________
DATE(S) _____ / _____ / _______
CLOTHING AND FASHION:
Wearing a beret/wide rimmed hat on stage - $75
Tucking in polyester shirt between tunes - $15
Wearing Hawaiian shirt - $20Wearing Hawaiian shirt from supermarket - $50
Wearing Hawaiian shirt purchased at supermarket en route to gig - $100
Passing Black denim jeans for formal wear: $20
SET UP:Playing loudly during warm up - $10
Sound-checking with slapping - $25
Playing Deep Purple bass line - $25
Forgetting to plug in bass - $40
Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry in 1 trip - $50
Asking strings player for help moving amp - $25
Bringing more than 1 bass - $100 per extra bass
STAGE DEMEANOR:
Making a *oh that was sooo wrong* face after mistake - $50
Standing stock still with a poker face while playing a groove - $50
Playing walking line over vocal - $100
Playing sixteenth notes - $10 each
Playing 4/4 over a 3/4 song - $50
Rushing tempo - $75Dragging tempo - $75
Dragging ballad tempo - $100
Trying to match electric guitarist eddie van halen tapping - $50
Slapping a fretless bass - $50
Slapping during lead vocals - $150
Stepping on the wrong effects pedal - $50
Missing intro, then mentioning vintage of bass - $25
Asking leader for a solo - $30
Soloing over chorus - $100
Playing solo with bow - $400
Trying to use bow to shoot a pick at the guitarist - $400
Continually asking "Where are we?" - $25
Continually shouting "Yeah!" during guitar solo - $50
Asking guitar player where beat '1' is - $50
TUNING ISSUES:
Tuning a 6 string bass to E-A-D-G-B-E - $10
Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune - $25
Tuning to front man - $150
Asking for an 'E' tuning note - $25
Asking for an 'E' tuning note when guitarist is capoed to Bflat - $50
Tuning during ballad - $10
BETWEEN SETS:
Experimenting with odd or crooked meters - $25
Changing strings between sets - $15
Practicing scales during break - $100
Bass player offenses/fines list
NAME OF OFFENDER _____________________________
DATE(S) _____ / _____ / _______
CLOTHING AND FASHION:
Wearing a beret/wide rimmed hat on stage - $75
Tucking in polyester shirt between tunes - $15
Wearing Hawaiian shirt - $20Wearing Hawaiian shirt from supermarket - $50
Wearing Hawaiian shirt purchased at supermarket en route to gig - $100
Passing Black denim jeans for formal wear: $20
SET UP:Playing loudly during warm up - $10
Sound-checking with slapping - $25
Playing Deep Purple bass line - $25
Forgetting to plug in bass - $40
Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry in 1 trip - $50
Asking strings player for help moving amp - $25
Bringing more than 1 bass - $100 per extra bass
STAGE DEMEANOR:
Making a *oh that was sooo wrong* face after mistake - $50
Standing stock still with a poker face while playing a groove - $50
Playing walking line over vocal - $100
Playing sixteenth notes - $10 each
Playing 4/4 over a 3/4 song - $50
Rushing tempo - $75Dragging tempo - $75
Dragging ballad tempo - $100
Trying to match electric guitarist eddie van halen tapping - $50
Slapping a fretless bass - $50
Slapping during lead vocals - $150
Stepping on the wrong effects pedal - $50
Missing intro, then mentioning vintage of bass - $25
Asking leader for a solo - $30
Soloing over chorus - $100
Playing solo with bow - $400
Trying to use bow to shoot a pick at the guitarist - $400
Continually asking "Where are we?" - $25
Continually shouting "Yeah!" during guitar solo - $50
Asking guitar player where beat '1' is - $50
TUNING ISSUES:
Tuning a 6 string bass to E-A-D-G-B-E - $10
Pretending to check tuning after playing out of tune - $25
Tuning to front man - $150
Asking for an 'E' tuning note - $25
Asking for an 'E' tuning note when guitarist is capoed to Bflat - $50
Tuning during ballad - $10
BETWEEN SETS:
Experimenting with odd or crooked meters - $25
Changing strings between sets - $15
Practicing scales during break - $100
posted by DarkRed at 2:06 pm
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