Of Executive Toilets and Pleated Pants
Need to take a break from all this intensity... draining man... here goes:
To all the balding ah peks with pleated pants out there - you are *biblical*!
But take a few strands of hair and tuck them away in the folds of your garment - Ezekiel 5:3
(don't quote me)
*ahem*
One of the top 10 most ridiculous things that take up valuable office space is undoubtedly the Executive Toilet (aka E.T.). This is an actual conversation that took place:
Me (J): Don't know why theres such a thing man..
Boss (B): *with a wry grin* You know inside, the taps are gold plated...?
Colleague 1 (C): Oh really?
B: Yes, you can even bathe in there..
J: Yeah man.. i think there must be a bathtub...
C: Mm.. ya, or a jacuzzi...
C: ....with a whirlpool..!
B: When you open the bath tap, milk comes out... like Cleopatra...
*conversation goes rapidly downhill*
To all the balding ah peks with pleated pants out there - you are *biblical*!
But take a few strands of hair and tuck them away in the folds of your garment - Ezekiel 5:3
(don't quote me)
posted by DarkRed at 5:39 pm
3 Comments:
point system, yes?
1)It is very unlike a man to think about milk and baths, your boss has a vivid imagination. I hesitate to imagine how much further downhill. *stares into a cesspool*
2)I believe they were merely stylish drapery-like garments of the era, which might have been called, "tunics". Take it from me, I'm supposed to know these things.
p.s Please don't do ah pek things in public.
1) Must be all the steamed milk at His Grace.. *grin*
2) well, ok maybe u're right.. but the local G0000 might carry contempory (gosh how to spell tt) style tunics tt come without pleats :p
hahahahaha! u're hilarious man... a good laugh before i start the day's mugging ;) thx!
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